- muddy\ helmet
- 1. (Muddy Helmet) (7552↑, 7↓)The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex. This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces. The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex. A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet. Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
Author: Smack Baby http://muddy-helmet.urbanup.com/61570742. (muddy helmet) (43↑, 6↓)The head of a penis that has been inserted and removed from an anus.Sara forgot to take a dump before i pounded her asshole, when i pulled out my cock was covered in shit. I hate cleaning up a muddy helmet.
Author: skitzo http://muddy-helmet.urbanup.com/3017463. (Muddy Helmet) (2↑, 1↓)A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex AKA [boabie joabe] or [tadger toalie] and [foreskin fajita]She lets me fuck her in the ass but I have to wipe my muddy helmet clean before I get a blow job
Author: Maduglookslikeasheep http://muddy-helmet.urbanup.com/4861807Related: anal, boabie, boaby, foreskin, foreskin fajita, joabie, poop, sex, tadger, tadger toalie, boabie joabe, boabie joabie, gravyholerLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.